Wise guy, eh?

My brother is coming to visit sometime this summer, so yesterday I asked him to check into flights and let me know what he comes up with. He doesn't travel much. Here is the exchange that followed:

"what is the process of check into flights?"

"www.united.com, www.southwest.com, www.jetblue.com, www.expedia.com, www.orbitz.com or call a AAA travel agent (if you still have AAA) and see what kind of price they can get you."

"...but I'm not an alcoholic."

I lived with this comedian for roughly 22 years... Explains a lot, doesn't it?