Public service announcement(s).

2000 Flushes Blue Plus Detergents actually clogs your toilet. The white ones are fine. Blue = BAD. [Ed. note: in case you don't believe me. AKA, how I spent my Tuesday evening.]

Related (sorta), it is probably not a good idea to flirt with your building repair man whose girlfriend just moved out, even if he is really nice and cute and your age and conveniently located.

Related, it is a good idea to flirt with the male bank teller when asking for multiple rolls of quarters. It ensures that you won't get a nasty look when you ask for quarters even though he WORKS IN A FREAKIN' BANK already ISN'T THAT YOUR JOB TO HAND OUT MONEY already sheesh.