Procrastinating my daily goals.

From my aunt... probably originally from Stephen Wright or someone along those lines:

• What disease did cured ham actually have?
  
• If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?*
• Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
• If the professor on Gilligan's island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

And my favorite:

• How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?

Hell with goals. I'm going shopping.

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* That one is for you two. You know who you are. :)