And in plagiarized summary of the Oscars...

"You clearly didn't see enough movies this year.

"Please, see more movies. In theaters, on the big screen, at full non-matinee price with 20 minutes of paid advertisements. And purchase the advertised products. Let Coca-Cola validate your generation's music, then join the few the proud the Marines like this nifty CGI robot warrior.

"THAT'S the way to see a movie, you crazy kids with Wi-Fi and your bit-torrents and your baggy pants and your indoor ski caps."

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Oh and also, Jon... get some rest. You had a rough night.