Maybe it's Furious Rabies (Minus Mortal Fear Of Water) disease.

Today I had a very irrational reaction to being repeatedly thanked for DOING MY JOB. It made me mad! You ask me to do something, I do it, you get what you need, I get paid, everybody's happy. End of story.

Please save the gushing accolades for my next "employee of the month" award. Capiche?

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Furious rabies = in which you become crazed, violent and of course, mortally afraid of water.