Alfredo sauce does not a soup make.

I mean, seriously. Who the hell would eat an alfredo sauce soup?* How many amongst us have done what I did - picked it up because they thought it was alfredo sauce and dammit, you ran a lot today and for that reason plus numerous others including that your thinking and vision was impaired, comfort food was required - and after making the pasta and fake chicken to go into the sauce you realize it is actually alfredo sauce SOUP??

San Francisco Soup Company - WTF??

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* I must confess - any day other than today, I would probably be ALL OVER an alfredo sauce soup.