Jen(n) is not recommending drunk Facebooking.

OK, not really drunk. Just two beers in me and very little food since about 3pm, that's all. (I'm getting close on the database! And it's only day two of a three day weekend! These both called for a celebration of sorts.)

But still. Not recommended. NOT AT ALL.

Also not recommended? Drunk OKCupiding.

Dear lord...