Mrs. Roper.

Is it wrong that I insist on reminding my building manager about an annoying but tolerable noise, just because I want to remind him that I live here, oh and also I live here alone? I know that he recently broke up with his live-in girlfriend who recently moved out and he's just so nice and cute and sorta my age. And he likes cats. And music. And carpentry.

I think it's time to go back to match.com.