Blah blah blah.

This is just disgusting. Not only could they have done something much more meaningful with the money they spent creating this stupid thing... They've ensured that any alien beings who contact us will be akin to fraternity brats or horny old men. Note to Maxim: don't you think we have ENOUGH of those roaming our streets already? Do we really need to lure them in from outer space??

Oh and also. I don't care if it's true or not. The mere idea of it has made me officially lose all recently-gained respect for Gavin Newsom.

And finally. Wouldn't it just be oh so utterly creepy if the next big one hit on the 100 year anniversary of the first big one? I really can't stop thinking about it.