Friday five.

Weirdest questions I have ever had to answer on a scantron, in no particular order:

1. what is 52 times 3 plus 37 minus 8 divided by 4 plus 1/3 of 88?
   
2. using the below map of the area, what is the shortest distance you would drive to get from the bar brawl to the jewelry heist?
3. when responding to a complaint, is it better to a) ignore it, b) acknowledge it and empathize with the complainer, then explain the rationale, c) tell them to call management or d) say "lalalalalalala I can't hear you" while sticking your fingers in your ears?
4. what is wrong with this sentence: "Johnny done went and got himself in a car crash." a) punctuation error, b) grammatical error, c) spelling error, d) nothing?
5. which diagram below accurately depicts the following scenario: an old lady is waiting for the bus at corner U, when a car stops and picks her up, drags her up and down V and W streets, violates her at corner X and leaves her outside a vacant lot at corner Y?

(The paraphrased fifth one was very early in the test. I guess it's designed to weed out all the faint of heart as early as possible.)