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I have a birthday coming up next month, and I have to say that I would not be at all disappointed with one of these babies.

Especially since Her Majesty has taken to eating lettuce lately... Seriously, whenever I'm making a salad (which is often) she sits at my feet and whines until I give her some lettuce. Just a little bit, since I haven't found a definitive answer on whether it's bad or good for her. But she loves it.

It's kinda freaky.

I only wish the Chia thing was an actual head of something. Then it would be PERFECT.

(Yes, it's been 15 hours and I'm still awake. SIGH.)