Roadkill optional.

Today I ran across this job posting, and after reading the description I just couldn't help but apply. I'm pretty sure that 99.9% of it involves scraping up dead furry things from highways, but that remaining 0.1% of arresting bastards who torture animals would be pretty cool. The least I should do is verify the actual percentage split by procuring an interview.

Oh, and also? "Must maintain firearms proficiency." Think it's time for another lesson!