Oh, and another thing...

If you're a guy, and you're in the process of getting divorced, and you call an ex-girlfriend that you haven't spoken to in years - you call for solace, or to apologize for being an ass while you dated her, or for any other reason - you should realize that it might make YOU feel better but it doesn't make HER feel better. In fact, chances are that she hasn't thought about you in years, and calling her to talk will only serve to dredge up memories and feelings that she had no intention of reviving. So do us all a favor and put the phone down. Let the Rob Gordon fantasy go.

K? K.