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Top Five Phobias I Am So Very Glad I Don't Have

5. Lachanophobia - fear of vegetables
4. Methyphobia - fear of alcohol
3. Genuphobia - fear of knees
2. Alliumphobia - fear of garlic
1. Sinistrophobia - fear of things to the left (or left-handed)

Top Five Phobias I Most Certainly Do Have

5. Hoplophobia - fear of firearms
4. Scabiophobia- fear of scabies
3. Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - fear of long words
2. Coulrophobia - fear of clowns (tied with pupaphobia - fear of puppets)
1. Maniaphobia - fear of insanity

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