Worst. Punchline. EVER!

As overheard in OMSI's store. Dad: "Do you know what kind of pencils dinosaurs used in school?" Daughter: "No." Dad: "Giant dinosaur pencils!" [points at 1.5' long pencil.] Daughter: blank stare.

Annnnnnd, scene.

But I did almost ROTFL at this in the grocery store later. "Her Maaaaaaaaaaaaaj is coming up, so you better get this party started..."

I wonder how Table Manners Cat would eat party mix. But mostly, I wonder if I can have some of whatever that lady is smoking.