Two things I really like about my job.

1. They don't mind so much if people leave early on Fridays. It's not unusual for the office to be an utter wasteland by 4pm.

2. There are quality band-aids in the first aid kit. Not those crappy vinyl-don't-stick-to-anything-not-even-themselves kind - I'm talking top notch, baby.

Hey, it's the little things, OK? I am dreading the upcoming week, for no other reason than... well, than the fact that I just don't want a job.

Oh, temporary voluntary expired unemployment, why must you mock me so?