Monday, June 20, 2005

Weird conversations du jour.

This afternoon... Ikea chair delivery guy, who apparently knew his Ikea deliveries and whose mind was clearly elsewhere, to other Ikea chair delivery guy: "Wow! This whole apartment is from Ikea! There's the matching Karlanda sofa... That's a Billy bookcase with glass doors, there's a Lack coffee table, that's the Skyberg side table... and they come in different colors too! Birch, beech..." Me: "Veneer..." Ikea chair delivery guy: "Beer? There's a color named beer?"

Outside the Albertson's tonight... Needy person asking for money: "Spare some change?" Me: "No, sorry." Needy person: "What the HELL you carrying a purse for if you don't got no change?"

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