Marketing - not his strong suit.

I was recently approached by a "petition signature gatherer" or whatever their official title is. He had five petitions. When I asked him what the issues were about, he fumbled his way through three of them, and instead of explaining the other two, he said "This is my first day, I don't really know what these are all about."

Puzzled, I inquired who his employer was, and he mumbled something about "some guy in Berkeley."

At which point I nodded, wished him luck, and went on my way. Yeah. Good luck with that.