Show me the money.

WAY TOO MUCH FOOD NETWORK VIEWING ON A SUNNY SATURDAY AFTERNOON LATER... I decided today that I would eat meat again if someone would pay me to taste-test. I'd happily go diner to diner, I'd joyfully ride a motorcycle across the country, I'd willingly tour the world in search of the best bacon and egg omelet, or fried chicken, or kangaroo burger.

Seriously. Alton? Call me.