Belated Friday five.

Five observations from today, in no particular order:

• I don't like the new Smashing Pumpkins album. I really hoped I would, but alas, I do not.
  
• How the hell can it be legal to close an entire bridge for an entire holiday weekend?
• I am 7.5 years from turning 40.
• These sweaters from Old Navy? Sooooooo comfy, and only $20!
• It should be craft night EVERY night.