Thursday is the new Friday.

In the most ironic of ironic turns of events, Jen(n) the atheist, pirate-worshiping potty-mouth now works in a church for a Christian-based organization and gets Friday off because it's the day someone's lord Jesus Christ was crucified and died to save his people.

After sleeping in, watching 18 hours of Buffy reruns and commiting all seven deadly sins including gluttony at the birthplace of California cuisine, I will be sure to eat some hot cross buns to commemorate the occasion.

It's a free ride, when you've already paid...