News from the home front.

"Guess what! We had snow today - about one inch. The Christmas Cacti bloomed also."

That's right, sports fans. It snowed in Maryland (the lowlands, right outside of D.C., not the mountains). One inch. In APRIL.

According to weather.com, it's 39 degrees at my parents' house this very minute. In APRIL.

I was looking through old photos for something the other day and ran across several years' worth of Easter Sunday photos. (No, I will not be posting any of them. So don't ask.) I wasn't even wearing a jacket over my frilly pastel Easter dress in any of those photos, let alone a winter coat.

Maybe the polar bears should be migrating south.