Calling all comedians.
I am in need of jokes. Simple "what do you call a..." or "what did the X say to the Y..." type jokes that are simple to remember and tell, AND that are also funny. It doesn't matter why I need them. Just post 'em if you've got 'em.
Thanks in advance.
I heard a very stupid, but very clean joke the other day that struck a chord with me. It really made me laugh. My wife, upon hearing it, thought I was an idiot, of course.
ReplyDeleteWhat did the scarf say to the hat?
You go on ahead, I'll go around.
:)
What do you call someone who speaks three languanges?
ReplyDeleteTrilingual.
What do you call someone who speaks two languages?
Bilingual.
What do you call someone who speaks one language?
American...