THE ONLY reason to watch American Idol...

... (for now anyway) is to see Simon and Seacrest battle it out. Who cares about the contestants?? This is way more entertaining and Simon WILL ALWAYS WIN. Seacrest needs to SIT THE FUCK DOWN.

That is all. AKA, Seacrest out.

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This post inspired by a recent viewing of Kathy Griffin's old HBO special where she talks about how UTTERLY TOTALLY UNBELIEVABLY LAME Seacrest is. Like we didn't already suspect... Kathy Griffin, by the way, is my new hero.