Attention Franchise Tax Board.

Hi, Franchise Tax Board. I have a small request. If you insist on making me write a check that will cost more for your staff to cash than the actual amount on the check, could you please at least give me a self-stick label like the US government does? Or make sure the damn glue on your envelopes work?

Thanks!

Signed,
REALLY hate that my taxes are supporting your stupid war
Oakland CA