I am Jack's bitter regret.

What I should've asked him, dammit, was whether he actually knew Myla Goldberg, the sister of a girl I was good friends with in high school who wrote a fantastic book that was turned into a terrible movie. That would've been a great question.

(This has been plaguing me ever since I first heard the song named after her five years ago. Of course all I had to to find the answer was JGFI, which I just now did, and lo and behold.)

DAMMIT!!