Public service announcement.

Misto sprayers should only be used by trained professionals. This morning I somehow managed to slice open my thumb and ring finger while I was pumping air pressure into the canister... And they think it's a good idea to mix Mistos with alcohol? Yikes.

Add to this morning's events the coffee mug I broke (one of my faves), the handmade Christmas ornaments I dropped on the floor (several casualties, not good), and the two wine glasses I broke yesterday at a friend's house ("no really, stop doing the dishes already"), and I think it's safe to say I should not leave the apartment for the rest of the year.