Public service announcement.

"FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE -- June 28, 2007 -- Robert's American Gourmet Food, Inc.of Sea Cliff, New York is recalling Veggie Booty Snack Food all lots and sizes, because it has the potential to be contaminated with Salmonella..."

My great-aunt, rest her soul, used to call Salmonella "Silly Millie" because she couldn't remember the real name.

As an aside, is anyone else growing concerned with the number of recalls related to Salmonella and the food I eat? Where's that mad cow disease, anyway? If Pirate Booty gets recalled, I'm moving to Canada.