Harry dies.

At least that's what the young person working at Pet Food Express kept saying to the other young person (who kept replying "stop it! that would be so sad! I would cry!") and then the third young person announced that she had read the last page and was going to reveal the ending... And everyone squealed "NO NO NO!" including me and I don't even give a rat's ass about Harry Potter.

Remember when we were of that age, where teasing counted as flirting? Somewhere after age 25 flirting becomes much more purposeful and even somewhat daring. I'm much better at the teasing angle.

Hmm. Maybe I should hit on that first young person at Pet Food Express. He looked over 18...