The agony and the irony.

I made too much money last year to deduct my certificate program tuition (assuming I can even do that for non-university courses)... and I didn't give enough away to charities to deduct that either. AND I did something strange on my W2 when I started the new job, so I wasn't having enough taxes deducted throughout the year and now I owe a lot of money.

Get bent, tax man.