I'm not crazy, I'm a scientologist.
Oh dear GOD. If I ever push a 5 to 9 pound tiny squirming person out of my body you had better believe there will be mass amounts of drugs and screaming, and probably an iPod playing at full blast, involved.
At least Tom doesn't have to worry about Tony calling him. (Check out comment #3. My sentiments exactly.)
Where is that damn t-shirt, anyway??
At first, I misread that weight as "5 pounds 9 ounces." I was going to retort, "That's nothing. Try 8 pounds 9 ounces," but now I won't.
ReplyDeleteI, too, would want DNA testing. Either it's not Tom's baby, or it's a demon spawn.
I think mass amounts of drugs are always called for, regardless of whether 5- to 9-pound tiny squirming persons are involved or not! Of course, if aforementioned squirming persons are involved, I do think the dosage should be at least quadrupled. Egads!
ReplyDeleteNow the tabloids are calling it a test tube baby.
ReplyDeleteThose two need their own planet. Far, far from ours.