Clinton Portis.

I swear, if this particular email subject hadn't been from my brother, I would've thought it was more spam spam spam spam.

I got a very amusing report from him today about his encounter with former-Miami-Hurricane-current-Washington-Redskin-player Clinton last Thursday, where he got some things signed and informed Mr. Portis that he would score 2 touchdowns that weekend.

He did ("and then some" - quotes added because, well, I don't watch football so I would have no idea).

Fuck the Magic 8 ball. I'm asking my brother any yes/no questions from here on out. And I am soooooo archiving this email for future humorous reference.