Would Jesus get up at 4am for a bargain?

I have to say, I'm morbidly curious to see who actually shows up at Mervyn's at 4am Friday morning to shop. I doubt I will make the effort to get up and observe, but the curiosity is definitely there.

As for my Friday, I'll be watching this movie... you know, to celebrate the fact that we've seen the back of another black (Fri)day.