How to dismantle an atomic bomb?

Well, it seems you go from three to fourteen when counting... I presume that throws off the bomb's ticker and there you have it, your job is done. I cannot believe how much net banter - positive and negative and downright crucifying - there is about U2's latest creation. I don't care if he miscounts, throws in odd Spanish, goes in on a deal with Apple - Bono could read the dictionary and I'd buy it. And listen to it over and over and over again.