If you agree, please post this as your status for the rest of the day.

No one should die because their stupid younger sister was made by monks, and the stupid blood of aforementioned stupid sister opened the stupid portal, and the stupid Dagon Sphere and Olaf's stupid hammer don't do what they're supposed to do, and some stupid spirit guide told them that "death is [their] gift."

(Guess what I've been watching again.)