Last night in the sauna that was the Wonder Ballroom, between sets of the amazing show that was the Tragically Hip, I was leaning against the wall (the only cool place in the building - seriously, it was at least 90 degrees in there). A not-altogether-unhandsome, very very drunk guy walked over to me.
Very very drunk guy: "You look bored. Are you bored?"
Me: "Actually, no, I'm not."
VVDG: "Are you bored enough to talk to me?"
[I paused - briefly - to consider this inquiry. On the one hand, it could pass the time. On the other hand, the conversation had crazy-making potential, and what if he didn't go away after the show started back up again?]
Me: "Nope!"
VVDG gave me the "thumbs up" sign, smiled and walked away.
If only people in my everyday life were so polite.
Dude! You totally should have gotten his digits!
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