Early Friday five.

Five buzzwhacky phrases from a pretty good book I read last night, in no particular order:

• the "cc game" - passively aggressively copying your boss when resending a document you've already sent (and hand-delivered a paper copy of, and copied to the server with a link in the original email reply) to someone your boss reports to, and ending the email with an ingenuine "thanks!"
  
• "keep me in the lopp" - a new take on an old phrase, as typed by a spelling-challenged upper manager
  
• "deprotion" - a promotion sharing the hallmarks of a demotion
• "does anyone want anything from the outside world?" - a common phrase uttered by non-management who are aching to get out of the office
• "that doesn't work with my comfort level right now" - used by a manager to reject the simplest of requests that would make an employee's life more tolerable... AKA my new catchphrase

Not listed: Friday's FB status.