2,808 miles.

See that bluish purple line? That bluish purple line is my saving grace. That bluish purple line means that I do not have to help my father set up his new computer and figure out how to use everything.

Thanks, brother! I owe ya one. (Although if the last computer death is any indication of things to come, I suspect dear brother will start screening/ignoring his calls in about 3 hours and the kind folks in India will be called to duty. Again and again and again.)