Belated Friday five. Er... Wednesday three.

Five reasons I opted for the Willie Nelson tribute show instead of the coworkers' middle school party, in no particular order:

• The people throwing the party were too young to know who Debbie Gibson was.
• I'm reliving middle school through Facebook almost every day. That's plenty, thank you very much.
  
• Um, hello, Willie Nelson tribute show? How could I not go! (It was awesome.)
• ...
  

OK, I only needed three reasons for this.

Actually, I only needed one reason: I just did not want to go. The show was a convenient rationale.