Overheard waiting in various lines at Musicfest NW.

"They ought to call this LINEFEST NW!"

"You mean I have to WAIT IN LINE to hear my FAVORITE ALBUM by MY FAVORITE BAND?!"

"Stop saying we should go somewhere else. I WANT TO HEAR THIS BAND and I'm not leaving."

"Oh my God this is the line? Like, to get in?"

"But... but I have a WRISTBAND!"

Damn, hipsters are some impatient people.