OH. MA. GA.

Are you sitting down? Sit down. OK, ready?

My dad has a gmail account.

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MY DAD HAS A GMAIL ACCOUNT! Sorry, but this is just very unexpected and exciting news.

There was even mention in his gmail email (ge-mail?) of perhaps getting a cell phone... Which just begs the question, who are those people and what have they done with my parents?!?!