Gaaaar.

Overheard in New York... I wish I had thought of this genius concept. (The web site overall, not asking drunk pirates to pay in doubloons.)

On a related note, I told someone, "not sure, I wonder if I'll get Knocked Up today," in response to their question about what my Friday evening plans were. My follow-up statement ("I mean, I hear it's funny") did not help to clarify things, so I just walked away...