And another entry for the "next time I complain about *my* life, remind me about..." file.

Holy cow.

HOLY. FREAKING. COW. (They're some variety of warts, but they look like tree branches. TREE. BRANCHES. HOLY. FREAKING. COW.)

I really wonder what other strange illnesses are out there, that will soon be brought to me by the Discovery Channel or The Learning Channel.