GAAAAR!

I was wandering around the new "unique" and "quirky" gift shops on Lakeshore this afternoon and ran across this.

Oh. My. God! The mystery of the pirate obsession becomes clearer by the day... My grandma had one of these at her house when I was teeny.

Grandma just got even cooler than she already was (raising seven kids during the depression already won her big points in my book).