Friday five.

Five things not to say to me in your reply to my online dating ad, in no particular order:

• My housemate said I'm looking german today - I think by "german" she meant "hot."
• I have probably seen every episode of Law and Order.
  
• Take a deep look at the man behind this note and the pictures.
• I ride a motorcycle (Japanese crotch rocket).
• I don't have a t.v.

(Oh and also, how can someone "sound cute" in an online ad? "Sounding fun" I get - but "cute"? Yes, sports fans, it's that time again. Twelve replies were automatically deleted, and I responded to the remaining seven... albeit five days later, because just the thought of spending time on this made me tired so I put it off for too long and now I'm responding in my insomniatic state at 4am and they will probably all think I'm a weirdo. In spite of that, this is my most optimistic attempt to date. I'll keep you posted.)