Early Friday five.

Top five office quotes from my Office calendar, in no particular order, and then one thrown in for good measure.

• "If at first you don't succeed, see if the loser gets anything." - anonymous
• "Thanks to wireless technology, I can hate my job almost anywhere." - John Caldwell, cartoonist
• "If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes." - H. Ross Perot
• "Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!" - anonymous
• "It sucks to be me." - Brian, Kate Monster, Rod, Nicky, Christmas Eve, Gary Coleman