An open letter to Mother Nature.

Dear Mother Nature,
WTF? Friday it was 60 degrees, windy and just plain cold. Today my car thermostat stated that it was 93 degrees outside. NINETY-THREE degrees. I don't think it was completely accurate, but I do know that I was bloody hot today.

You really ARE trying to kill the polar bears, aren't you? Might I encourage you to take a look at this cute little guy? It might lift your spirits, but if it doesn't the Dallas (or is it Falcon Crest?) theme just might.

With utmost respect,
Jen(n)