Early Friday five.

Five things I secretly covet from the SkyMall magazine, in the order they appear in the latest magazine:

• the Upside-Down Tomato Garden, not that I have enough sun on my balcony for a tomato garden but it's just neat
  
• the Contemporary Charging Caddy (in black), because I currently have six chargers sitting on my dining room table that are just ugly and annoying
• the 3-Tier Shoe Carousel, because the hanging shoe rack takes up precious t-shirt-hanging space in my closet
• the Hidden Litter Box, because let's face it, open litter boxes are just disgusting
• the Soapy Soles Elite 3 in 1 Foot Washer, because I run and this would just be AWESOME
  

Bonus Friday five: five things that should immediately remove anyone who buys them from the gene pool, in the order they appear in the latest magazine:

• the Window-Mounted Cat Porch (just let the damn cat outside already)
• related, the Outdoor Cat Playpen (see comment above)
• the Quenching a Big Thirst Sculptural Fountain (Marmaduke would be so proud, were he a real dog)
• the Snacdaddy (will make ya JUMP! JUMP!)
  
• the book entitled, The Lost Art of Towel Origami (really? this exists? and there are people with that much time on their hands?)