Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Calling all comedians.

I am in need of jokes. Simple "what do you call a..." or "what did the X say to the Y..." type jokes that are simple to remember and tell, AND that are also funny. It doesn't matter why I need them. Just post 'em if you've got 'em.

Thanks in advance.
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2 comments:

  1. Mark1:20 AM, April 28, 2007

    I heard a very stupid, but very clean joke the other day that struck a chord with me. It really made me laugh. My wife, upon hearing it, thought I was an idiot, of course.


    What did the scarf say to the hat?






    You go on ahead, I'll go around.





    :)

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  2. connie8:58 PM, April 28, 2007

    What do you call someone who speaks three languanges?

    Trilingual.

    What do you call someone who speaks two languages?

    Bilingual.

    What do you call someone who speaks one language?


    American...

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