Because I love a challenge. Well, not really, but this sounded interesting.

Via friend of friend of friend. (Skipping the "quik" blog since my blog is pretty much already a "quik" blog.) I have to say I felt a bit like Frankenstein answering these, but it was fun.

Answer the following 25 questions in two-word phrases.

1. Explain what ended your last relationship.
Loved me. Scared him. Dumped me. Fucking bastard.

2. When was the last time you shaved?
Armpits today. Legs Saturday.

3. What were you doing this morning at 8 a.m.?
Shushing cat. Hitting snooze.

4. Were you any good at math?
Until calculus. Differential equations. First "D." Only "D." Yes, ever.

5. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
Riding bus. Picturing dinner. And wine.

6. Your prom night?
No date. Friendly outing. Bad music. Bad food. Good memories.

7. Do you have any famous ancestors?
Not sure. Part Cherokee. (Small part. Very small.) It's likely.

8. Have you had to take a loan out for school?
Yes, several. Paid off.

9. Do you know the words to the song on your myspace profile?
"Yucky yucky. Hate myspace. No account." (Stole that. Fit perfectly.)

10. Last thing received in the mail?
Bank statement. BevMo coupon.

11. How many different beverages have you had today?
Hot coffee. Lukewarm water.

12. Do you ever leave messages on people's answering machine?
Rarely call. Usually email. But yes.

13. Who did you lose your CONCERT virginity to?
Neil Diamond. Mom's fave. Age four. (My age. Not Mom's. Or Neil's.)

14. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
Um, no. Age 31.

15. What's the most painful dental procedure you've had?
Root canal. Laughing gas. Much novocaine. Little pain. That said. Mental pain. Hearing drill. Seeing smoke. Feeling pressure. Jaw open. For HOURS. Owwie ow.

16. What is out your back door?
Balcony plants. Bus stop. Street noise. (I rent.)

17. Any plans for Friday night?
Lost, wine. Annie's alfredo. Chik'n strips.

18. Do you like what the ocean does to your hair?
Which ocean? Atlantic ocean? Dirty water. Trashy beaches. Humidity sucks. Pacific ocean? Love it. Hair notwithstanding.

19. Have you ever received one of those big tins of 3 different popcorns?
Uncle Harry. Age ten. Lasted years. And years. Got stale. Really stale. Birds ate.

20. Have you ever been to a planetarium?
Valentine's Day. Long ago. Great date. Meteor shower.

21. Do you re-use towels after you shower?
Of course.

22. Some things you are excited about?
The weekend. The Mutaytor. Thanksgiving vacation. New prospects. New hope. Dem House. Dem Senate. Satan resigning. Good friends. Good times.

23. What is your favorite flavor of JELLO?
Don't know. Strawberry banana? Oh yes. Jello mold. With marshmallows. And pineapple. Thanksgiving staple!

24. Describe your keychain(s)?
Many keys. Mini wrench. Volunteer memorabilia. Marathon memorabilia.

25. Where do you keep your change?
Glove box. Wooden box. My wallet. Pennies suck!

On this date in previous years:

• Nov 10, 2005: bitched about work. Thanked my lucky stars.
  
• Beyond that, though, I'm not really sure. I haven't kept very good records.